1 00:00:06,990 --> 00:00:08,310 Open the door! 2 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:44,600 So, looking ahead, all those storm clouds will sashay away, leaving skies 3 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:49,040 of blue over Wigan and Crewe. And you won't need your woolly vest on in 4 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,040 Preston. 5 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:53,100 See you soon. Ta-ra for now. 6 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:54,940 Back to you in the studio. 7 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,440 And clear. 8 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:59,480 Simon, anything you care to share? 9 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:03,050 Sorry? Well, you were on your phone for me whole piece to camera. I was giving 10 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:04,690 me all and you were God knows where. 11 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:07,430 Sorry, I was just... No, I suppose you were looking for a new job. And as of 12 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:09,150 tomorrow, you'll need one. Ta-ta. 13 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:13,590 Well, that seemed to go rather well. I don't need validation from you, Susie. 14 00:01:13,690 --> 00:01:15,490 And what are you going to do about the lint on me kex? 15 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:16,730 Oh, sorry. 16 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:20,230 Well, this week would be great. 17 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:24,070 You're all sorted for next week's book launch? 18 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:25,309 Mm-hm. 19 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:26,730 Yeah, that is what I pay you for. 20 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,300 Found a lovely motel, all en-suite and spa bath. 21 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:34,920 Yes, well, after a long day meeting Joe Public, one does need to exfoliate. 22 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,700 Such a sweet part of the country. 23 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,280 And the weather should be nice. 24 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:41,660 Oh no, Susie. 25 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,340 When I show up, there will be storm clouds. 26 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,960 Wincy. Shirley. Lily. 27 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,360 Clary. There's a man in there with a power tool. 28 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:01,640 Just been looking through the crack. 29 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,140 Fit early for that, ain't it? 30 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,480 We were just wondering what was happening in there. It's been going on 31 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,500 since the year dot. 32 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:09,940 All right, Gloria. 33 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:11,300 How are you? 34 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:12,680 Not bad. 35 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:13,740 Still breathing. 36 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:15,060 Oh. 37 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:18,580 This is Clary and Lily, the new hairdressers. Look at her hair. 38 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,800 Hiya. 39 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,300 We went to the farm shop the other day. It was closed. 40 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,659 Haven't you heard? 41 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,480 I've sold up. Sold farm. 42 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,920 I thought farming was in your blood. 43 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,138 Oh, no. 44 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:30,360 I was never a farmer. 45 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:31,900 I was a farmer's wife. 46 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:35,840 Until Steve went and... Oh. 47 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:40,560 Anyway, I can't stand here gassing. We've got a book signing to go to. Oh, 48 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,640 that funny weather fella. 49 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:43,160 Forgot he's in town today. 50 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,720 So what are you thinking, if not farming? 51 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,640 I'll show you if you like. 52 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,160 Oh, so this is yours? 53 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,420 It is? 54 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,960 Congratulations. 55 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,300 Hey, we should start a women's business breakfast. 56 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,480 Oh, this is amazing. 57 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,080 What is it? 58 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:06,720 Well, it's either the start of a brand-new business venture or a great 59 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,760 big money pitch. Well, yeah. But I'm not doing it alone. 60 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:14,840 This is Brian Parkinson, also known as Parky the Sparky. Hello. 61 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,780 Parky's my electrical engineer and, um... Safety officer. 62 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:21,700 So don't go licking your fingers and sticking them in sockets. 63 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,520 And over there is Hugh Fletcher. 64 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:26,130 You the handyman. 65 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,730 Very handy. I live just round the corner. 66 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:31,490 I love the ceramic tiling. 67 00:03:32,010 --> 00:03:34,350 Especially the way the colour of the grouting complements the colour of the 68 00:03:34,350 --> 00:03:35,350 tiles. 69 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:36,410 You noticed my grogden? 70 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,130 No one's ever noticed my grogden before. 71 00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:41,950 Hold on a minute. 72 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:46,430 Now, I've been looking for a certain colour to offset the earth tones, and I 73 00:03:46,430 --> 00:03:47,430 think it's your eyes. 74 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:48,990 You don't mind, do you? 75 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,530 Clary, go for it. 76 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:55,690 Pistachio. Lovely. 77 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:58,250 It's another one completely smitten. 78 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:04,450 So, it's some kind of eatery? Yeah. Well, I may have sold farm, but I'm 79 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:05,570 still in the dairy industry. 80 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:09,930 This place is going to be an ice cream parlour. And I'm calling it. 81 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:12,670 Of course you are. 82 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:14,610 Oh! 83 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:19,329 After the famous 1920s dessert, which was named after the Knickerbocker Hotel 84 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:20,329 in Manhattan. 85 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:22,310 I really need this place to be a success. 86 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:25,130 I want a big glamorous gala opening. 87 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,850 Trouble is, glamour and me, we don't get on. 88 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:31,170 Well, Clary and I can help with that. 89 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:32,510 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 90 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:37,170 I don't think I'm brave enough for a fancy hairdo. Trust me, with the right 91 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:38,930 hairdo, you'd be brave enough for anything. 92 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:51,730 Ladies and gentlemen, for your delight and delectation, I give you... 93 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,740 My magnum opus. 94 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,500 Suzie! 95 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,460 Suzie, lint, trousers. 96 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:12,520 My magnum... My magnum opus. Front and back. 97 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,840 Oh, are we interrupting something? 98 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:20,180 No, just a minor wardrobe malfunction. 99 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,120 He looks much smaller in real life. 100 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:29,000 Yeah. He does have nice ears, though. Yeah, and surprisingly, they can hear 101 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,220 you. Have a pew. 102 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:32,180 Right, 103 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:40,600 Gloria, let's give you some va-va-voom. 104 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,800 What I want to do is I want to... 105 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:48,080 Bring some lift into this fringe here, you know, defying all the laws of 106 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,120 gravity because we both know Isaac Newton was a bit of a wazzock. 107 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:53,900 I'm not sure I'm ready for anything too radical. 108 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,320 Really? 109 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:59,640 Well, you're the boss, but life's too short to have boring hair, Gloria. You 110 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,420 could just think of this as lifting up the curtain and saying, Hello, world. 111 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:04,900 I'm back. 112 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:06,860 Yeah. 113 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,820 I suppose it's about time I did that. 114 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,960 I've spent most of my life in shadows. 115 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:12,420 Really? 116 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:16,210 Was it that bad being farmer's wife? Steve wasn't worse, husband and wife. 117 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:18,830 Well, that's hardly bringing endorsement. 118 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:21,830 He just had his way of doing things. 119 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:24,190 And I had to go along with it. 120 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,510 Was it just you two? 121 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:33,050 We never got round to having kiddies. 122 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:35,970 But there were always lots of young people working at farm. 123 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,350 Parky and Hugh, they both used to do jobs for us. 124 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:41,950 So it's lovely I can find work for them now. 125 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:45,730 In that way, I've been blessed. 126 00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:52,470 And so, I find meself hurtling towards the age of 30, and I won't say from 127 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:53,470 which direction. 128 00:06:55,430 --> 00:07:01,670 There have been clouds in my life, both cumulus and 129 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:08,270 nimbostratus, heartache, force 9 on the Richter scale, but despite all of these 130 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:10,990 storms, I see sunny days ahead. 131 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:13,080 So I will press on. 132 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,600 Whatever the weather. 133 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,640 Has he finished? 134 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,420 I assume so, since he's finished talking. 135 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,260 Yeah, thank you. Thank you, everyone. 136 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,780 You've been an audience. 137 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,700 Nat, if you'd like to get your book signed, it makes for the most marvellous 138 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,440 present. Birthdays, Christmas, bar mitzvah. 139 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,040 Oh, hello there. What's your name? 140 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:41,390 Erm... Er, Wincy. 141 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:43,510 Is the O-M part of it? 142 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,510 No. No? 143 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:51,370 No. Lead to the wonderful Winsome Wincy. 144 00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:56,550 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't want to buy the book. I just wanted to look at it. 145 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:57,990 Thanks. 146 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:05,110 Why? 147 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:09,830 In the name of Barbara Taylor Bradford, did you bring me to this godforsaken 148 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:13,710 hellhole? I didn't. I still don't understand why you chose to come here. 149 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:15,730 Never mind. 150 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:21,770 I have poured blood and sweat and tears into this book. This book is literally 151 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:26,030 my inside smeared across 265 pages. 152 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:27,730 It's not that bad. 153 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:30,070 I know it's not. It's a masterpiece. 154 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:34,590 And all we've managed to achieve so far is one random copy covered in scribble. 155 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:36,590 I'll see if you've got some TPEC. 156 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:41,470 I would not fix or cover up all the mess that you've made. Nah. 157 00:08:41,929 --> 00:08:44,030 There's only one way for me to fix things. 158 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:45,430 You're fired. 159 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,310 What? You heard. 160 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:50,290 Fired. 161 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,450 Him. 162 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,300 I look like an ice cream. 163 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:11,540 Is it too much? 164 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:12,840 It's not enough. 165 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,320 You can always add sprinkles. 166 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:20,980 I 167 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:34,540 don't 168 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,580 know how to repay you. 169 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:38,560 Well, call me old-fashioned, but I do tend to ask for money at this stage. 170 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,120 Of course. 171 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,320 We're lost in music. 172 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:46,640 Just one more thing. 173 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:52,320 Could I invite the pair of you to my parlour? 174 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,400 I'll give you some free ice cream. 175 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,640 I just need some advice on decor and finishing touches. 176 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,520 I'd love to. You had me at free ice cream. 177 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,160 We're lost in music. 178 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:17,769 I'm so sorry. 179 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:20,070 What? No, don't touch them. They're meant to be in mint condition. 180 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:22,350 That looks an interesting book. 181 00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:24,350 Yeah, well, it's by a very interesting person. 182 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:26,130 Oh, no. 183 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:28,350 Jonty Star. 184 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:30,690 Indeed, you've probably seen me face on television. 185 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,210 I haven't got a telly. 186 00:10:32,650 --> 00:10:33,650 Whatever. 187 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:37,950 Look, I'm about to open an ice cream parlour and I'd love to give you a free 188 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:39,190 ice cream to say sorry. 189 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:43,030 Well, um, I'd... Gloria Crud. 190 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:44,570 That's right. 191 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:47,500 But you can call me Nickerbocker Gloria. 192 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:54,820 Oh, no. 193 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,780 I'll be getting you so much more than free ice cream. 194 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:05,440 No, that's fine, Mrs Gillespie. A Bichon Frise must come first. 195 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,660 Yeah, no, right. 196 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:10,020 OK, so we'll see you in a month, then. 197 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,560 Ta-ra. 198 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,700 So annoying. 199 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:15,430 What is? Book cancellation. 200 00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:17,830 We could have caught tail end of book signing after all. 201 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:21,970 Hello there. My name is Jonty Starr, but you probably know that already. 202 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,250 I do know that. 203 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:29,190 Let's take a look at all the drizzle and mizzle. Ooh, I've got hailstones the 204 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:30,250 size of tennis balls. 205 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:32,590 Read my eyes, subahs. 206 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:35,430 The weatherman. 207 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:39,390 Sorry, I've got an app for that. Oh, have you indeed. 208 00:11:39,890 --> 00:11:42,250 So what services do you offer? 209 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:45,940 Dry-cut, wet-cut, styling, setting, colouring? 210 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,180 Balayage, bleaching, colour correction, conditioning. 211 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,620 Indian head massage. 212 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,480 Brazilian blow-dry. Yes, please. 213 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:52,519 To what? 214 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,520 Everything. 215 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:59,580 Something tells me something's gonna happen to you 216 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:06,360 Smile on my face is the smile you will wear in a moment 217 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,360 or two 218 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:27,660 There we go. As requested, one mahoosive and super stiff quiff. Yeah. 219 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:32,180 Very impressive. You've exceeded my admittedly rather low expectations. 220 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,720 I can do that. Oh, thank you. 221 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:41,050 Right, so we have this funny little hairdresser ritual. What is it we say at 222 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:41,749 this point? 223 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:42,749 Oh, yeah. 224 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:43,910 Cash or card? 225 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,030 Don't think so. 226 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:50,930 What? Well, I haven't paid for a haircut in over a decade. Of course, if you wish 227 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:54,250 to take a picture for the wall, that's worth so much more than money. You have 228 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,930 been visited by a star. 229 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:59,030 The thing is, all my customers are stars. 230 00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:03,710 Yeah, yeah, I value every head I have the privilege to work on. But if this 231 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:04,970 place is to keep going... 232 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,900 Folk do need to give us some brass. 233 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:11,620 OK, let me put this in words you'll understand. 234 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:14,400 I am an actual star. 235 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:19,820 I reach millions of people on the telly. I do blogs and podcasts. 236 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:26,000 And if you insist on asking me for money, I'll say things about this place 237 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:32,240 online or on air in your little salon. 238 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,260 Might not be around very much longer. 239 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,060 Fine. 240 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,840 Shut the door on your way out. 241 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:47,780 Door! 242 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,640 Oh, Lily, that was awful. 243 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:02,100 You gave him a lovely do. He should have paid. 244 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,120 He will, Clary. 245 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,760 He will. 246 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,540 I nearly fell asleep. 247 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,660 I thought he'd be funny. You know, he's good on the telly, with his isobars and 248 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,660 his damp patches. 249 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,380 What can I get you, maidens? Can I have a chicken and mushroom pie, please? 250 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,260 No, I'm afraid I've no pies left at the moment. 251 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:28,400 Oh. Well, I'll have a rock salmon, then. And I'm just all out of salmon. 252 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,920 You've not got out, have you? 253 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,360 I'll tell you what we have got. 254 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,900 A celebrity. 255 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,180 So, is there anything else I can get you? 256 00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:41,420 I'd love to try some more, but I'd rather live. 257 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,700 Just the bill, then? 258 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,340 Sorry, 259 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,640 for a moment there, I thought you said the bill. Oh, I did. 260 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,880 You have had everything on the menu. 261 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,300 Oh, sweetheart. 262 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,210 These kind of people pay for things. 263 00:14:57,450 --> 00:15:01,410 They do some soul-destroying job and just about scrape by. 264 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:07,730 I pay me way by shining my light upon them, being, you know, warm and funny. 265 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:11,750 Funny? You're about as funny as running out of bog roll. 266 00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:16,050 Oh, well, what is it they say about pills and swine? In the name of Odin and 267 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,150 Thor of Valhalla, you will pay your due. 268 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,550 Oh, dear. 269 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,820 I feel a viral moment coming on. Leave it, Uncle Stan. 270 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,080 Fine. 271 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,980 But he'll get what's coming. 272 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,120 Hello? 273 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,360 Any chance of some help with these? 274 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,680 Of course. Let me ease your burden. 275 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,420 Hello there. 276 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,080 Well, what's in the bags? 277 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,980 Well, what isn't in the bags? 278 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,860 We swung by Lonnie's to get some bits for an ear. 279 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,800 Right. 280 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,560 Anything you don't want, we'll just take straight back, all right? 281 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,500 Look. That. Got you that. 282 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720 And I got you that. 283 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:03,820 And look. 284 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,880 Got you these. 285 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,480 Oh, they're fabulous. 286 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,519 Aren't they? 287 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:12,300 And I thought if you wanted a chilled and swirly vibe, you could put lava 288 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,180 lamps on each of the tables. Oh, no. 289 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,680 What? They're an explosion and shatter hazard, plus they're full of carbon 290 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,880 tetrachloride. Wouldn't want that on your ice cream. And I don't have time to 291 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,880 pat test them. 292 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,100 Who knew? 293 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,400 I'm so lucky to have Albert Einstein keeping an eye on me. 294 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,840 What's in the other bag? 295 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,520 Oh, they're just my old clothes. I'm going to take them to the charity shop 296 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,740 in a bit. I can do that for you. 297 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,520 Oh, that's not necessary. 298 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:36,780 Look, I live just over the road. 299 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,580 I really don't mind. Look, it's fine. 300 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,600 OK. 301 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,440 Now, look, while you're here, can I try some recipes on you? 302 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,880 Banana split. 303 00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,770 Key Lime Sunday and my knickerbocker Gloria. 304 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:50,210 Yes. 305 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:16,630 Help me God. 306 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,540 Right, well, I'll take these to the charity shop and I'll see you tomorrow. 307 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:11,819 Good night, all. 308 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:12,799 Night, you. 309 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,320 I must see if that freezer's still working. 310 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,120 That is a good plan. 311 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,780 So, Gloria, is there anything else we can do for you? You've already done so 312 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:24,660 much, but... You know my big gala opening on Friday? 313 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:25,959 Mm-hm. 314 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,760 You've got such good taste in music. 315 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,260 Could you come over and spin a few tunes? 316 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,920 Yes, 317 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,380 we could. 318 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,540 You all right? 319 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:36,820 Everything's wonderful. 320 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,510 I'm not used to that. 321 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:43,210 I just keep thinking, when's it all going to go horribly wrong? 322 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,310 Please, 323 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:54,710 Uncle Stan, you can't give up. 324 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,070 Think of the gods of Asgard. 325 00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,150 Look at the gods of Asgard. 326 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,690 Hello. You're not opening today? 327 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,870 It's his uncle. He says he's had enough. He's shutting up shop. 328 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,920 Oh, we can't do that, we'd all starve. 329 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,099 Good morning. 330 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,560 Could I place my lunchtime order for the ice cream parlour? 331 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,280 Might be waiting a while. 332 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,080 Really? I'll check the back. 333 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:19,440 Well, it all happened last night when that John T, you know the weather, 334 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,320 what's it, from the telly, he came in for his tea. He had the full menu, 335 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,620 pickled eggs and all. 336 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:29,000 Anyway, when it came to the bill, he said he wouldn't pay. He's too la-di-da. 337 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:33,610 Anyway, they let him go. Good riddance to D-list celebrities, is what I say. 338 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:36,990 But then they found out he'd written a terrible review about the place. 339 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:41,050 He said the staff were tacky and the chips were soggy. It's not just us. 340 00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:46,270 He's wrote a blog about your salon, the cake shop and the ice cream parlour, 341 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,410 even though it hasn't opened yet. I'm in cheek. He said if we didn't charge him, 342 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:50,470 he wouldn't do that. 343 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,790 It does seem a bit over the top to shut up shop over one bad review. 344 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,510 Oh, that's Vikings for you. 345 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,750 Over the top. 346 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,340 I'll give you over the top. 347 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:04,380 That lying weather scum's chosen the wrong warrior to do battle with. 348 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,200 Valhalla with chips! 349 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,840 Valhalla with chips! 350 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,880 Valhalla with chips! 351 00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:30,810 Hello. 352 00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:34,490 I'm ever so sorry. I was just worming my whippets. 353 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:38,490 Hello. Do you have a Mr Jonte Starr staying with you? 354 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,830 No, I'm not at liberty to divulge. 355 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:46,090 But if a famous television personality did come to this village, I'm sure this 356 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,290 is where he would stay. 357 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,110 Is he in the penthouse? 358 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:55,850 Again, my lips are sealed, but that's where I would put him. 359 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,070 Come on! 360 00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:04,470 We do just ask if you could just put your name down in the... book. 361 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:08,530 Open the door! 362 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:11,170 In the name of Thor and Odin! 363 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,550 Okay, we're not gonna hurt him, right? We're just gonna ask him to pay what he 364 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:17,410 owes. I do wish people would learn to hang pictures. That's 45 degrees off the 365 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:21,090 perpendicular. I think we should go. He must have checked out by now. That is 366 00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:22,290 not quite accurate. 367 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,890 The door appears to be locked from the inside. 368 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,010 I've got something that'll dismantle any lock. Oh, Stan, it's made of rubber. 369 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:30,660 Not that. 370 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,420 Is he there? Is he hiding? 371 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:42,860 What's he got to say for himself? 372 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:45,280 I wouldn't see you when you don't want to look. Why? What? 373 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,280 Don't look at me. 374 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:56,500 I didn't like the guy, but... I think he's been writing something. 375 00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,780 Probably destroying someone else's career. 376 00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:04,310 No, that's not him. 377 00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:09,970 Looks like the killer has written a review of the murder. 378 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:16,270 Jonty put up surprisingly little struggle, a few feeble kicks, a pleading 379 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:18,010 look in his eye, no stars. 380 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,370 So where are the others? 381 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:32,110 They're talking to the police. 382 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,360 PC Adam. Well, they'll be there a while then. He does love a chat. 383 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:41,160 Now, I've made us all some coffee. Thank you. For the shock. 384 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,420 Thank you. 385 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,200 There we go. That's very kind. 386 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,620 What kind of sick puppy would do something like that? 387 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,600 Well, I'm not one to gossip. 388 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,640 Oh, but if you were? When I was at the book launch, Jonty had a personal 389 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,180 assistant. I think her name was Susie. 390 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,260 Anyway, she had that sticky tape. She was on her knees. 391 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,530 taking the fluff off his trousers. 392 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:05,530 So she was sorting his keks out? 393 00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:08,690 Yeah. And why does that mean that she wanted him slain? 394 00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:10,810 Just saying. 395 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:14,490 Oh, Clary, what's this I hear about a murder? 396 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:19,110 Oh, it's Jonty Star, you know, the weatherman. 397 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:20,830 We found the body. 398 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,350 Oh, no. 399 00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:26,670 Now, obviously, I am not a trained counsellor, but I do work with my hands, 400 00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:28,490 and they are very good at giving hugs. 401 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,240 Hugh Fletcher. 402 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:37,020 Hello, Constable. 403 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,120 How did you get past the police, Courtland? 404 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:44,060 I just had a word with them. His ma'am loves my ma'am. We go way back. 405 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:45,940 Well, I'm glad. 406 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,760 We believe that there may be a malicious communication element to this, so we're 407 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,360 asking everyone on the scene to hand over their digital devices. 408 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,400 It's true. 409 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,000 We've all handed in our phones. 410 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:57,600 I'm enjoying the silence. 411 00:23:58,840 --> 00:23:59,840 Yeah. 412 00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:02,260 All right. 413 00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:07,670 Now, we need a bit of space so could everyone please leave the crime scene? 414 00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:12,290 See ya. 415 00:24:13,270 --> 00:24:14,950 It was kind, Chloe, thank you. 416 00:24:21,330 --> 00:24:25,070 Looks like a locked room murder. 417 00:24:25,650 --> 00:24:27,830 But, I mean, it can't be. 418 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,290 So maybe the killer got out through the window? 419 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:33,230 Or went out through the attic? 420 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:37,540 Or maybe the killer was in the room when we broke in. 421 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,420 Hiding under the bed. 422 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,420 And that review that the killer wrote, will that suggest that the killer was 423 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:46,960 taking revenge for one of Jonty's reviews? 424 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:48,940 Or it was a brilliant double bluff. 425 00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:54,960 Excuse me, do either of you own a red Audi? It's been here all day and it's in 426 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,960 a shocking state. 427 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,660 I don't think much of their valet parking services. 428 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,360 Hey, look in the back. 429 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,420 Ah. I think Adam needs to know about this. 430 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,720 Thanks for the intel. 431 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,700 It was his car, though he was driven everywhere by his personal assistant. 432 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,040 Susie. 433 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,700 How do you know that? I'm a very good friend of Wincy's. 434 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,320 Well, we need to have a word with Susie. 435 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:29,580 It's highly likely that whoever smashed up his car then went on to murder him. 436 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,250 We should now be getting some CCTV. 437 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:33,950 Do you know when, roughly, that he died? 438 00:25:34,270 --> 00:25:37,510 Well, according to his phone records, we reckon around midnight, which is 439 00:25:37,510 --> 00:25:40,850 interesting. Yes? Yeah, well, anyone could have got into the motel. It's not 440 00:25:40,850 --> 00:25:41,850 exactly Fort Knox. 441 00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:45,290 But how did the killer get Jonty to open his bedroom door at midnight? 442 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,370 It must have been somebody they knew and trusted. 443 00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:55,730 Well, speaking of opening things, we need to open the salon. You can stay 444 00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:57,130 with PC Watson, but I... 445 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,550 Desperately need to walk off that Black Forest Ghetto. 446 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:07,530 I slide and slide and got it. 447 00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:09,230 You know what I don't get? 448 00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:13,430 Yeah? Is why Jonty came here to do his book launch. I mean, surely he'd have 449 00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:14,570 sold more copies in Manchester. 450 00:26:15,710 --> 00:26:17,590 I think he must have roots here or something. 451 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:20,890 We've got a lovely market with half-priced doughnuts on a Wednesday, 452 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:22,890 but he doesn't look like he eats sugar. 453 00:26:23,110 --> 00:26:24,250 Now, don't shush me. 454 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,410 There's someone there. 455 00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:36,970 What are you staring at? 456 00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:41,510 I don't mean to creep you out, but... Is your name Susie? 457 00:26:41,770 --> 00:26:42,770 Who wants to know? 458 00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:44,770 Well, quite a lot of people. 459 00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:49,210 Did you used to work for Jonty Starr? I gave the best years of my life to that 460 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:51,590 ungrateful, hateful little weather pillock. 461 00:26:53,910 --> 00:26:54,990 He's dead. 462 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,640 We found his body at the motel. 463 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,440 Not John T. 464 00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:06,100 Not my pubic. 465 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,280 I think the police want to have a word with you. 466 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,480 Well, it's really not convenient. 467 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,040 Well, you can try that, but I don't think it'll fly. 468 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:17,320 I mean, I haven't slept. 469 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:20,440 I look like a scarecrow and I've got fox poo in my hair. 470 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,700 I actually think we've got shampoo for that. 471 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,600 Right, let's get you seated. 472 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,009 Thanks, love. 473 00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:30,430 Feels so good to be clean. 474 00:27:31,690 --> 00:27:33,070 I know, it's heaven, isn't it? 475 00:27:33,830 --> 00:27:34,830 Nothing better. 476 00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:40,650 Apart, perhaps, from the healing power of music. 477 00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:44,450 Oh, I love this one. 478 00:27:45,770 --> 00:27:46,770 Me and all. 479 00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,150 Right, so what are we going to do with these luscious locks? 480 00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:51,830 Luscious? 481 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:53,830 John's used to call me the human brillo pad. 482 00:27:54,410 --> 00:27:55,810 Oh, that's not very nice. 483 00:27:56,570 --> 00:27:57,950 What was he like then as a boss? 484 00:27:58,290 --> 00:27:59,290 Oh, he was wonderful. 485 00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:02,090 Except when he was being a total nightmare. 486 00:28:02,970 --> 00:28:04,570 And he was kind. 487 00:28:05,590 --> 00:28:08,790 Except when he turned sadistic, he changed like the weather, really. 488 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:16,150 But basically, he was... He was, um... He was beautiful. 489 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,330 That's lovely. 490 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:23,970 You are giving me some mixed messages, though. 491 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:28,840 He was a little boy lost, really, and when he was writing his book, there's 492 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,940 this one detail he left out because it was too raw, he didn't want people to 493 00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:32,940 know it. 494 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 And what was that? 495 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,420 Ah, go on, you've got to tell us now. 496 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,660 Jonty was adopted as a baby. 497 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,140 And he could never understand why his birth mother gave him away. 498 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,840 It haunted him. 499 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,800 Did he look for her? Did he ever meet her? 500 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:54,100 Well, I suggested that he would just go... Susie Bagshot. 501 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,720 Yes? I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. No, I... You do not have to say 502 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,300 anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned 503 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,940 something which you later rely on in court. 504 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,720 Just do it like that, please. 505 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,680 Wait. 506 00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:18,820 Can I have a word? 507 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,740 I'm a bit busy, what with apprehending murderers, but... 508 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,780 We saw her smashing up his car yesterday evening. 509 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:29,960 It was on CCTV, and then she ran in the direction of the motel, so... Well, when 510 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,560 we found her, she was sat behind some bins in an alleyway drinking Cypriot 511 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,560 cooking wine. 512 00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:39,140 Don't you think if she'd just murdered someone that she'd run? 513 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,480 Look, just... just leave the police business to me, yeah? 514 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,760 Fine. 515 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,740 Yeah, I'll... I'll get back to me hair. 516 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,640 Hello, is anyone home? 517 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,540 Any of you there? 518 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,140 Gloria, you look magnificent. 519 00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:39,580 Thank you. 520 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,600 Did you, um... Did you hear about Jaunty Star? 521 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:44,900 I did. 522 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,240 And I'm trying not to think about it. 523 00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:48,540 Fair do's. 524 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,140 You gave us a scare, though. 525 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,380 This place is quite dark. 526 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,160 So it is. 527 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,180 Parkey? Yes? 528 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,980 Let there be light. 529 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,200 Oh, wow. 530 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,880 It's like Las Vegas. 531 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:13,000 I put out old chairs and put me back out in process. And now ice cream's 532 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 churning. 533 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,700 As is my stomach. 534 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,880 It's all going to be all right. 535 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,500 I'm going to get a groove on, Gloria. 536 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,800 Get this party started. 537 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:27,400 I hope you're prepared to run out of ice cream because I do believe the whole 538 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,359 village is coming. 539 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,360 Really? 540 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,560 Oh, my. 541 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,340 I don't feel ready. 542 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,520 You've worked your whole life for this. 543 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,980 It's everything you've always wanted. 544 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,960 Oh, excuse me. 545 00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:46,340 Parky. 546 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,140 I'm on it. 547 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,960 Back up on it. 548 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:02,020 Well, I suppose I ought to ask if you're all right, but... 549 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,280 I think we both know the answer to that. 550 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Sorry. 551 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,720 It's just the pressure. 552 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,300 It's starting to get to me. 553 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,040 Is it? 554 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,620 No, it's just, Gloria, when you came into the salon, you said you'd never got 555 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:23,640 round to having kiddies, but the thing is, I'm a hairdresser. 556 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:28,060 My chair is a polygraph, and you didn't pass. 557 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,240 What about just now? 558 00:32:32,590 --> 00:32:34,690 I put on chirpy, chirpy, cheap, cheap. 559 00:32:35,030 --> 00:32:37,410 You're in floods of tears running into stockroom. 560 00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:40,930 Gloria, did you ever have kids? 561 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:44,910 I did. 562 00:32:45,950 --> 00:32:46,950 Just the one. 563 00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:49,550 Just after I got married. 564 00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:55,130 But Steve did the maths and worked out it wasn't his and made me have the poor 565 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:56,130 little thing adopted. 566 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,210 I cried for all year. 567 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:01,630 Oh, love. 568 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:05,360 And then it turned out it was my one chance to have a baby. 569 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,520 Why do the worst things happen to the best people, eh? 570 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,400 So when did you find out what had happened to the baby? 571 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:23,660 Last night. 572 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,860 I'm sorry, but we're not actually open. 573 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,620 Oh, well, that's a shame. 574 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,360 I was going to offer you a drink. 575 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:36,540 As I say, we're not open. 576 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800 Oh, yeah. 577 00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:41,580 Turned me out onto the street, the way you did all them years ago. 578 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,160 What? What shall I call you then? 579 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200 Gloria? 580 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,800 Knickerbocker Gloria? 581 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,840 Or Mummy? 582 00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:53,980 No. 583 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,860 He gave me his place and date of birth and I knew he wasn't lying. 584 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,280 This was my boy. 585 00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:04,310 The one who was taken away from me. 586 00:34:04,930 --> 00:34:07,410 Oh, love, I never wanted to give you up. 587 00:34:07,650 --> 00:34:09,730 I've got so much love to give you. 588 00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:12,170 It's a bit late for that now. 589 00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:15,290 Why not? It's a nice place you've got here. You've done well with it. I 590 00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:20,110 suppose it must be your baby. I can't do things. And I want every penny, every 591 00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:25,389 ice cream you sell, every rum and raisin, every raspberry ripple. It all 592 00:34:25,389 --> 00:34:26,510 comes to me. 593 00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:29,810 So what did you say? 594 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:32,380 I was just stunned. 595 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:37,139 Yeah? He was shouting and threatening me and then he just walked away. 596 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,340 And I wish I'd run after him then I could have stopped this whole nightmare 597 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,340 from happening. 598 00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,260 I've just got to get through tonight. 599 00:34:48,739 --> 00:34:50,659 So many people rely on me. 600 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,880 Clary. 601 00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,370 Clary, here's where we are with the plot cycle. 602 00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:02,910 Jonty's start is glorious. Right, well, we're sorted for wafers and sprinkles, 603 00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:05,070 even if I do have enough to feed the 5,000. 604 00:35:06,410 --> 00:35:08,430 And can I just say, I am so sorry. 605 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:12,750 That man was a bitter, twisted individual who decided to take it out on 606 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:14,730 the loveliest people I've ever met. 607 00:35:15,210 --> 00:35:19,310 Right. My hair was shampooed by a clueless assistant, a brain-dead 608 00:35:19,310 --> 00:35:22,090 bouffant Barbie doll. I mean... I don't know what you're talking about. 609 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,150 Jonty's awful review of the salon. 610 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:28,310 Oh, I actually hadn't read it. 611 00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:30,690 Hugh Fletcher? 612 00:35:32,690 --> 00:35:33,690 Could I have a word? 613 00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:35,710 Yep. 614 00:35:37,390 --> 00:35:40,470 I was hoping to return your phone, but we may have to hold on to it for a bit 615 00:35:40,470 --> 00:35:41,470 longer. I don't see why. 616 00:35:41,610 --> 00:35:43,070 I never had any dealings with a man. 617 00:35:43,630 --> 00:35:47,390 No, but you do have quite a collection of photos of a young hairdresser called 618 00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:50,490 Clary. Her face, her hair, her body. 619 00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:51,870 It's not legal. 620 00:35:52,290 --> 00:35:53,690 There's nothing obscene or indecent. 621 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,930 And Gloria said that Clary gave you a bag of her clothes to take to the 622 00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:59,750 charity shop, but when I spoke to the owner, he hadn't received them yet. 623 00:36:00,030 --> 00:36:04,150 Yeah, well, I... What are you suggesting? 624 00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:08,350 See, I think you've become obsessed with Miss Coombs, and then a famous celebrity 625 00:36:08,350 --> 00:36:10,430 came to the village and wrote terrible things about her. 626 00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:12,490 Yeah, he did. 627 00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:16,750 And it brought my obsession right to the surface. Yeah, your obsession. 628 00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:19,130 Yeah, and it's not right to keep these things hidden. 629 00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:21,570 I'm going to tell her exactly how I feel. 630 00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:26,620 Clary Coombs. 631 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,060 Can you just give me a sec? 632 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,260 No, this can't wait a moment longer. Oh, right. 633 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,200 You are the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on. 634 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:35,260 That's nice. 635 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,300 And I have a dream. 636 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,700 I can see this is private, but I can't leave because of safety. 637 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:41,380 Fine. A certain something that I've always wanted to do. 638 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,760 What is it? 639 00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:45,760 I would love to be... a drag queen. 640 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,140 What? Huh. 641 00:36:47,690 --> 00:36:50,430 Now, I know I'm just an awkward Welsh handyman, but I have a desire to 642 00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:53,870 perform, to get in touch from a feminine side. No higher aim. 643 00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:57,950 And, Clary, dear, I have been studying your hair, your make-up, your je ne sais 644 00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:58,950 quoi. 645 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,790 Can I use you as my style icon? 646 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:02,070 Oh, of course. 647 00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:04,130 Oh, see, that's not weird now. 648 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,010 Yeah! Oh, hey, everyone. 649 00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:09,170 I've just looked outside and there's a queue past the chipping. No. 650 00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:11,050 Let's scoop some ice cream. 651 00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:32,070 And I bet my Japanese scissors the killer is here tonight. 652 00:37:32,870 --> 00:37:35,110 But how did they get into Jonty's room? 653 00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:39,870 What did Jonty love more than anything else? Himself. 654 00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:44,690 Yeah. And money. Yeah. And fame. Yeah. Being in the limelight. 655 00:37:46,510 --> 00:37:47,510 Oh, that's it? 656 00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:49,670 Light? 657 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:52,350 Spin some discs for me. Okay. 658 00:38:16,549 --> 00:38:17,970 Parky, fancy a chinwag? 659 00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:24,110 You know, ever since we met, I was trying a little tending. 660 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:35,510 I, um, do need to keep an eye on things for possible health and safety breaches. 661 00:38:36,070 --> 00:38:37,690 Oh, yeah, you're very good at that, aren't you? 662 00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:40,550 I remember you'd gone to check the freezers, hadn't you, when Jonty came 663 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:41,550 round. 664 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:43,290 So you must have heard the argy-bargy. 665 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:50,600 I want every penny, every ice cream you sell, every rum and raisin, every 666 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,360 raspberry ripple. It all comes to me. 667 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,200 Might have heard him, but he ran off. 668 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:57,700 Locked himself in his room. 669 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,180 We've only your word for that, though, haven't we? 670 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,640 And the door appears to be locked from the inside. 671 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:07,960 See, I think the door was locked from the outside. 672 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,360 And when we broke in, you put key back in keyhole. 673 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,120 But how could I have got into his room in order to kill him? 674 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,540 Yeah, I've been wondering about that. 675 00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:25,140 And then I thought, maybe the killer didn't go into the room. 676 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,760 Maybe he lured Jonty out. 677 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,720 And how would you do that? 678 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,300 Well, friendly neighbourhood electrician would just go to fuse box, turn off all 679 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,460 the power to Jonty's room, and then Jonty, who liked nothing more than a 680 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:42,900 mammoth whinge, would come powering out, belly aching, in the dark, in a state of 681 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:43,900 total confusion. 682 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,620 You knew he was drunk as a skunk. 683 00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:57,960 Didn't take much to suffocate him. 684 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:03,200 And then you went back with us, so that if the police found any traces of you, 685 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,640 you could say you left them there that morning and not the night before. Why 686 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,280 would I kill him? I hardly knew the man. 687 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:15,280 Gloria thinks you're the sweetest, kindest man on earth. 688 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:21,180 She is the sweetest, kindest person. 689 00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:27,360 You saw what her husband did to her, didn't you? 690 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:29,040 All those years. 691 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,040 Yes. 692 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,060 He was like a schoolboy, pulling the wings off an insect. 693 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,720 I couldn't do anything. 694 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,540 And then he died and... 695 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,380 She got her life back together and she started this amazing place. 696 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:51,620 And then Jonty turned up. He wanted to destroy everything. 697 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,780 He deserves to finally be happy. 698 00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,740 Listen, he was not a nice man. 699 00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:04,340 I don't think anyone deserves to die like that. 700 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:08,400 And now your problem is everyone is going to think it was Gloria. 701 00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:10,078 They are. 702 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,060 The police, the press, every neighbourhood gossip. No. 703 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:16,250 That was not my intended outcome. 704 00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:20,130 Yeah, but that is what's gonna happen. Unless you step up and you do the right 705 00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:22,650 thing. I really messed things up, haven't I? 706 00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:34,370 Oh, there's my guardian angel. 707 00:41:35,190 --> 00:41:38,890 Thank you for having faith in me. Oh, you are so welcome. 708 00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:40,830 And Parky? 709 00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:43,950 Yes? You have been my rock. 710 00:41:44,510 --> 00:41:46,470 I could never have done it without you. 711 00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:48,230 Yes. 712 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:51,930 Well, I think from now on you might have to. 713 00:41:53,190 --> 00:41:59,770 Sorry. But please, whatever happens, don't let anyone ruin your dreams. 714 00:42:01,570 --> 00:42:02,570 PC Adam? 715 00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:04,430 Yeah? 716 00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:07,030 There's something I've got to confess. 717 00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:26,870 Do you like custard cream with that? Oh, no time. I'm still stuffed with ice 718 00:42:26,870 --> 00:42:29,870 cream. Yeah, it's still swilling around inside me. 719 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:34,350 Susie! I wouldn't believe the week I've had. 720 00:42:34,670 --> 00:42:35,930 Oh, we would, actually. 721 00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:39,050 And the worst part is, I never got my lovely hair cut. 722 00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:41,950 My luscious slocks are solely in need of attention. 723 00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:45,090 Well, we can soon fix that for you. You're in luck. 724 00:42:45,850 --> 00:42:48,230 Quiet day at Sal, aren't we? Not out there, it's not. 725 00:42:48,570 --> 00:42:52,010 There's this very loud woman stomping round town in platform boots. 726 00:43:09,259 --> 00:43:10,259 Ta-da! 727 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,100 Oh, Hugh! 728 00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:16,520 You look amazing! 729 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,020 Oh, it's like looking in a mirror. Really? You're not just saying that to 730 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,020 be nice? 731 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,540 What's wrong with us all being nice to each other, eh?